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The Top Ten Drummers of All Time

We used a sophisticated polling algorithm to determine, with absolute certainty, the 10 best drummers ever

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Music history is dense with legendary innovators of percussion, so it was no easy task to establish the ultimate list of the world’s top ten drummers ever. But after polling over 15,000,000 random music fans and parsing the results with a sophisticated algorithm, we here at Culture Creature have determined a final list of the ten best drummers of all time, ever:

10. Eric Kretz of Stone Temple Pilots

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